Egotistic Trolling Moment 

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

Egotistic Trolling Moment by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

egotistical prick 

selfish asshole

Hannah is an egotistical prick because all she cares about is herself

egotistical prick by rogues December 20, 2008

Egotistical

Someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. They often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. They tend to be disliked by their peers.

Thomas: I was one of three trumpets accepted into Northwestern's School of Music

Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?

Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.

Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?

Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!

Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?

Egotistical by trombone69 October 30, 2011

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

egotist by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE 

Nonsensical Cinematography term used when you don't understand a single thing about the movie, so you are obliged to say something faux-meaningful about the director. Originally used in late 1980's in Limerick, Ireland by amateur would-be film critics before spreading urban areas and thence internationally (BMC)

"I felt the film used a mishmash of several differing genres and tropes, but my main comment would be that for the director, it was an egotistical tour-de-force'

EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE by BeeMacCee March 15, 2021

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know

Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all by ASSTDDIESBITCH April 4, 2018

Egotistical Orgasm 

The act of screaming your own name in the bedroom upon climaxing.

Tiffany: omg Scott had the biggest egotistical orgasm ever last night.
Brandy:wow what a douche
Tiffany:...yea

Egotistical Orgasm by Periphery23 July 12, 2011