eggroll

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?

by John McClendon December 14, 2008

Eggroll

An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.

Adam was telling me goodbye, and when he turned around all I could do was salivate to the thought of the delicious eggroll that was serving as eye candy to me.

If only Jamal was asian and not black, the fleshy eggroll would make a lot more sense.

by Salt shaka August 9, 2008

Eggroll

If you want to be offensive but not really call then an eggroll

Oi you eggroll come back here!

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018

Eggroll

To call someone a offensive, but you really dont want to offend anyone

Oi you eggroll come back and give me my money

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018

Eggroll

To offend a person or something with none offensive words

Oi you eggroll be quiet

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018

eggroll

When a man wraps a chinese woman up by the blanket and fucks her while saying im going to eat you

That hot chinese woman was great se let me put my penis in her vagina while i screamed ima eat you.

Friend: Joe i fucked her lat night. Eggrolled that bitch!

Joe: Oh you eggrolled that girl.

Adverb

by YourProblem May 30, 2020

Eggroll

A play on the term agro, popular slang in the UK. Often spoken by local people to London.

"Hey bro that dudes getting eggroll with us."

Yeah he's trying to cause trouble, just bitch made, innit.

by IDMAYDM July 24, 2025