by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020
When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after
I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake
by Kancerkings November 16, 2016
The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.
Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.
by mac 007 December 28, 2016
An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad
Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀
by CubeBitt July 22, 2022
When you are having anal sex and drinking eggnog and you spill the eggnog on your penis or strap-on dildo and then have your partner perform fellatio.
We were having anal and I spilled eggnog on my cock, so I made her blow me. She called it an Eggnog Brownie.
by Foksie December 15, 2011
Expression, during holiday times, referring to the male emission, particularly of gay men. Heterosexuals use terms like "babybatter" and "wad".
"They fill up glasses with each person’s devil juice (gay eggnog) and pass the cups around and they try and guess which gay nectar belongs to who. The loser ends up having to be the power bottom for the night." christwire.org
by darthdinn December 23, 2011
Eggnog creamie is when you bust a nut in a glass of eggnog and give it to your grandmother on Christmas Eve.
by Corey The Cactus January 25, 2018