egghead

A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.

Dude, check out the dismembered hooker in the back of eggheads truck. Dude, check her for weed.

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

egghead

a bald person, with a shiny head..

person 1: there goes Jason....
person 2: he's an egghead, applies oil on his bald head at night to keep it real shining!
person 1: i can see that..

by phasadi May 11, 2017

Stupid Egghead

Another name for Dylan

Person: Hey, stupid egghead
Dylan: :(

by Bigcooker March 9, 2018

Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.

Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

by clarize March 19, 2020

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

Egghead

A person who is addicted to cooking on a Big Green Egg grill.

All he does is cook on his Big Green Egg, what an Egghead.

by Guy R. March 1, 2019

Egghead. yaouri slop

Egghead. is a punk rock band featuring the members Johnny Reno, Mike Faloon and John Ross Bowie.

Yaouri is a mix of the words yaoi and yuri. This is because the creator of this, when shipping the people Johnny Reno and John Ross Bowie, felt that the two were “they’re boys but also girls they’re both”.
TL;DR this is a term for when you ship these two band members.

“Dude. I FUCKING LOVE EGGHEAD. YAOURI SLOP… I NEED MORE!!!!”

by barrysbarry February 18, 2025