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What an effer.

Yeah. Bitchy like hell.
by frinzee July 18, 2010
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effers

The word "effers" was derived from some retarded kid by the name of Alor.
The word is usually used to express annoyance, disgust, surprise, anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment...usually in a light-hearted manner.
(Lately, this word has been favorably used using squinted eyes, a scrunched nose, and a whispery, whiny voice, all while hunching the back slightly and is usually followed by the recipient with the traditional slow shake of the head, a stupid smirk and the low mutter of the word "geek.")
Effers Example 1:
Alor: "Hey Eyuel, Samora forgot Madden at home."
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"

Effers Example 2:
Melaku: "Hey you guys, my mom said we have to leave cuz its getting dark and she wont be able to find me so I have to take the ball now."
Aklil: "But it's only 5:30! You won't disappear until 9!"
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"

Effers Example 3:
Alor: "Hey Joseph, can I borrow a dollar?"
Joseph: "Alright."
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"
Alor and Joseph: "..the heck?"
Eyuel feels stupid.
by Nati T July 20, 2006
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Effersmitter

A person who never responds to any text messages, never returns phone calls and ignores all attempts of contact via Facebook. A person who introduces you to the worst people you shall ever meet.
She never texted me back...
What an effersmitter!

This guy just played me big time!
I bet an effersmitter introduced you to him huh?
by Idislikeyou821 December 14, 2010
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Collective effervescence

A communal joy, a celebration shared by many. Also, implies a lot of drinking of alcohol; very similar to tailgating for an event, without requiring the vehicles and parking lot.
Collective effervescence is expensive and time-consuming in Wrigleyville today.
by gravitymonkey October 28, 2016
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mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.
Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
by Joel67 May 8, 2007
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Effernifferous

adjective describing an action or scenario
meaning anything you want it to be literally
Today we went to Knotts Scary Farm, it was such an effernifferous day!
by Thatnewkidon December 9, 2010
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effert-ons

Simply a measurment of effort !!!
How many effert-ons did it take to hike inot the Grand Canyon & back ???
by Dave Jackson January 18, 2007
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