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Effed

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, much like it's vulgar equivalent - Fuck.

Effed can be used to describe a state of complete and uttter mental anniahlation after consuming more the recommended dose of narcotics, legal or otherwise. As a result. this may lead to a domino effect of effed situations.
Man that pill was effed! Like seiously are you as effed as I am right now. That's effed up! Hey anyone seen Aaron? He left the apartment all effed but left his keys and phone behind. He's Effed...he'll be fine.
by Sketchy Scanner March 26, 2009
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effed up

The act of useing a substitute for the word fucked.
"Man did you see Mark?" "Yea he got effed up when he lost that bar fight."
by J Man373 December 21, 2008
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effed in the a

the act of being fucked in the ass hole.

can be used literally as a sexual act, or if you are just really really screwed.
i got effed in the a last night by Matt, it was great.

i am so effed in the a! I didn't do my homework!!
by EmilyG November 28, 2007
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Can't be effed

A statement which expresses the disinclination of an individual to do something required of them.
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Me: Can't be effed
by zeland January 13, 2009
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Baylee Effendi

An Asian chink that lives at panda express. He has many samurai swords and carries chopsticks everywhere.
Oh hey, there is that chink Baylee Effendi over there at panda express!
by BIG BLACK CAR May 30, 2023
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effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh
"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"
by Joe January 27, 2004
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Effed Up

-Adjective

1.) A state in which one's mind is altered by the oral ingestion or nasal inhalation of crushed "Focalin," a form of Adderall. Usually identified by cotton mouth, a sense of urgency about anything unknown, an overwhelming euphoria during which all is excusable, an immense increase in energy, enhanced sensory skills, slowed motor skills, intense concentration on the subject at hand, enlightenment, an urge to have a "deep talk" with anyone around, and a slight sense of sobriety as a result. May also be accompanied by the urge to smoke (a) cigarettes (if a smoker), the loss of appetite, and the frequency of urination.
1.) We got hella effed up last night. When I went to class the next morning, I brushed my nose and micro-spheres of Focalin cascaded out.
by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010
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