Edger

A man who cant be defined by word a man with a great penis 7 inches to be precise

A great man with mystery probably knows you more than you know your self great friend
Will protect you at any cost

Like how does edger know it’s my birthday, edger is just a great man

by I will qn your duty November 21, 2023

The Edger

The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.

Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”

by The needer November 21, 2021

Edgers

A race of superior gamers who show off their talents and skills via playables from Iconic CSGO moments.

You're all such good Edgers, have you played the Relaxa Mirage Ace?

by peeceful September 15, 2022

Edger

The white version of Edgar. He is a middle/highschool boy who wears saggy jeans and Jordan 4s. He has a fade/Caesar cut, and usually douses himself in Dior Sauvage. He usually hangs around the latino kids, and uses phrases like "no quema cuh" and "aight boom" when he talks

"Yo Edger what's good?"
"Aight boom, I'm feeling great, no quema cuh"

by Søplekongen April 17, 2023

D1 Edger

Someone who is super addicted to the act of "edging"

I am a D1 edger

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Microsoft Edger

A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord

Hey, did you see the way that person on fb replied to me? It’s giving real Microsoft Edger energy……

by Can you burn a Luigi board November 17, 2025

samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"

Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.

by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017