straight edger
straight edger by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).
2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.
3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.
3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.
2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX
3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.
2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX
3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.
straight edger by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006
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straight edger
An incorrect laymen's term used to identify individuals who subscribe to the straight edge philosophy.
"Straight edger" is often used in place of the more correct identifier of "one who is straight edge".
The cacophonous term is akin to describing one with Christian beliefs as a "Christianer", one with Jewish beliefs as a "Jewer", one with Mormon beliefs as a "Mormoner".
Or one who uses the term as an "idioter".
"Straight edger" is often used in place of the more correct identifier of "one who is straight edge".
The cacophonous term is akin to describing one with Christian beliefs as a "Christianer", one with Jewish beliefs as a "Jewer", one with Mormon beliefs as a "Mormoner".
Or one who uses the term as an "idioter".
Those straight edgers sure do get a bad rap! Handsome devils they are, and they smell of clean laundry too!
I'm sure glad those straight edgers beat up those Juggalos!
I'm sure glad those straight edgers beat up those Juggalos!
straight edger by Renostyle February 7, 2008
the edger
Its is like the sexual position "The Wheelbarrow" Except with a one legged woman. The wheelbarrow is when the woman puts both hands on the ground and the man stands between her legs and holds her back legs in the air while penetrating.
The Edger is when a one legged woman puts both hands on the ground and the man only has to hold one leg in the air while penetrating her. Thus it looks more like a lawn edger than a wheelbarrow
The Edger is when a one legged woman puts both hands on the ground and the man only has to hold one leg in the air while penetrating her. Thus it looks more like a lawn edger than a wheelbarrow
I met a one legged stripper and we did The Edger! It was awesome having the free hand to spank her ass!
the edger by Conky And Bubbles February 28, 2017
FREE EDGER
FREE EDGER by SpiderDick August 14, 2016
samsung edger
A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"
Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.
samsung edger by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017
The Edger
The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.
Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”
The Edger by The needer November 21, 2021