Eco Wank

Masterbation with the lights off.

Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.

by magicalg March 14, 2010

eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007

Keanu Eco

A man who is considered an alpha, it is also a paragon of virtue and manliness.

That man is a Keanu Eco!

by Englishmaster64 September 19, 2018

Eco pussy

Hipsters, tree huggers, people who care about the environment, people who are Eco friendly. They're the real weirdos. They'll probably try to convince you to be one of them, don't fall for it. Usually vegetarian or vegan. They think they're better than you just cus they are "saving the planet" when in reality they ain't doing shit.

21 Jump street:
"Take down, Eco pussy."

by McRatchet August 8, 2013

eco-hottie

A famous person who has embraced the environmental/sustainability movement by shelling out green for a new Prius, chic reusable tote bags and organic food. Must be easy on the eyes and able to define "carbon footprint."

John Mayer isn't an eco-hottie yet, but once he trades in his Benz for a Prius and hugs a few more trees, he will be.

by KimmieLoc April 15, 2008

Eco Cobra

Eco cobra is an old Counter-Strike 1.6 term for players who get lots of kills when the other team is having an eco round.

Lol, that kid is such an eco cobra

by NAiight September 27, 2009

eco unfriendly

a person or object that is extremely against saving the world

chainsaws are very eco unfriendly

by ___^^))__ April 28, 2008