Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

chav earring

well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth

you could train a dolphin thru those luv

cor boy, those earrings r mustard

by dan May 2, 2004

earread

earread (v.) To read or listen to an audio book.

Sometimes I earread books on CD during my drive to work. I earread the last Harry Potter novel and it is still on my iPod.

by KateKintail March 31, 2009

Earier

Bigger ears. Also good scrabble word.

She is much earier than him.

by Overbell February 22, 2019

Earring

Jewelry to ornament the ear; usually clipped to the earlobe or fastened through a hole in the lobe.
An ornament worn on or hanging from the lobe of the ear.

She wore the most beautiful earrings I've ever seen.

by shelnok January 14, 2009

Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).

I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!

by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009