Earnan

The inspiring teenage comic-book superhero, forged of Celtic steel, and secretly fighting evil and bad blokes all over England, Ireland, Scotland and sometimes Wales. His only weakness: ice-cream sandwiches.

"Why, look," exclaimed the townspeople of Altrichingham. "All the dogs have collars, all the babies are smiling, and the bullies are giving flowers to the little kids. What could it be?"
"Well," said shopkeeper Reg, pointing to his empty ice-cream freezer, "I think it's safe to say the mighty Earnan has been here."
"Hooray!" cried the townspeople, as they looked up in the sky... could that be him?

by Cinebelle July 2, 2011

texas earball

The men raps his penis around the girls ear and sticks th.penis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear

Me and my girl were.feeling good so I gave her a texas earball

by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017

texas earball

When the man raps the pennis around.d the ear and stick the pennis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear

Me and Vanessa were feeling good so I gave her a texas earball

by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017

Earnalist

To broadcast or disseminate information, as a journalist, while knowing the information you are sharing is false, inaccurate, and/or a straight up lie in the efforts of unscrupulously making money or pushing an agenda for future financial gain.

Tucker Carlson isn’t a journalist, he’s an earnalist.

by D. N. A. LevelC March 18, 2023

earbalin

to give something a good listen

I just got that new album and I'm gonna crank it up and give it a good earbalin.

by Nomad72 May 6, 2006

earnauria

Earnauria is a A cute person attracted By most boys and girls and they have a Cute personality and Thinks she runs things and most people think they are a bad influence but is really nice at times.Also there favorite word is who it bitch or always profanity.

Earnauria is a funny person but rude to me

by Big booty lady. December 15, 2019

Earballs

The part of your ear used for detecting sound, in particular, the unique and slightly arousing array of sounds produced in the course of modifying a shitbox second-hand car with a mate in his mum's driveway.

"We’re on holidays for another week or so and then we’ll be back with a new project car for your eyeballs and earballs (Especially your earballs!)"
- Mighty Car Mods Facebook update, 15 January 2021

by NZ_Tamago January 14, 2021