dook of earl 

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.

Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.

dook of earl by drbosso January 6, 2009

duke of earl 

Refers to a non-espresso drink often made at coffee/tea shops in the Seattle-Tacoma area. It consists of a small amount of vanilla syrup (dependent on the size of the cup), an earl grey tea bag with a small amount of water to steep the tea and steamed milk. It is a lightly flavored, creamy alternative to straight tea. It can be made with other flavors of tea or syrups, which it is then referred to as simply a "duke". It is also less popularly known as an "Earl Grey Latte" at the corporate coffeehouse Starbucks.

Girl: I am dying for a Duke of Earl from Oppenheimer Cafe! Starbuck's Earl Grey Lattes taste like shit...

duke of earl by Baristababe7 October 13, 2011

Duke Of Earl 

1: A person who will be there for someone inevitably.

2: Former king of England.

3: One of the greatest songs conceived by man. It's a staple oldie written by none other than the legendary Gene Chandler.

1: Ey baby I'll be your Duke of Earl if you put out ey.

2: Serf #1 "Look ese it's the Duke of Earl"

Serf #2 " Simon he's a ranker ey"

3: Ey vato I just got Duke of Earl on a 45. Check me out ese...

Duke Of Earl by Vago Mesheeka September 4, 2009

Dirty Earl 

A sexual act that takes place when a man has sex with a woman doggy style. Mid-coitus, he slides two thumbs into her anus and places a hand on either side of her face, giving her two sideburns.

Last night Jo Ellen said she wanted to mix things up, so I surprised her with a Dirty Earl.

Dirty Earl by CunningLinguist88 December 26, 2020

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171 by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

Dirty Earl 

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.

Dirty Earl by ner121 June 15, 2020

dirty earl gray

taking a loose dump & droping your balls into the soup & tea baggen your girl this is usually reserved for old guys with a nut job.

after hitting the head my balls were cold so warmed them the best way i knew how i gave my girl a Dirty Earl Gray.

dirty earl gray by Fat Scarry Basstard March 7, 2009