earbudding

Busting a nut in someone's ear

Me and Sarah are going to be earbudding tonight.

by MaxandCheeese January 23, 2017

Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Earbud blind

When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.

Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

earbud poppers

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.

When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.

by Morry Krein April 15, 2011

Ear Buds

Friends who listen to every word you say when you're saying something you don't want others to overhear.

Person 1: I just finished overhearing Charlotte talk about her secret. She sucks her thumb like a baby at night.

Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?

Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!

by Tabbycat_Sheena April 4, 2011

Ear Buds

Very large dicks that are called Buds, that go inside one's ear

Hey dude! You want Ear Buds?

by Sammy Holland June 19, 2011

Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."

by ihadalife July 2, 2009