Eamonn

Eamonn's are pathological liars. Eamonn’s are not to be trusted.

They lie so much even Eamonn’s find it hard to distinguish between the truth and lies that they speak.

“That guy tells so many lies”

“Yeah he’s such an Eamonn”

by JackSparrow14231 April 28, 2024

Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Eamonn joyce

A red haired boy

Man you look like an eamonn Joyce

Bruh

by Frat girl11 August 22, 2022

Eamonn Maher

If you see him hide yo girl, because he coming!

Eamonn Maher = GOD

by Asian Terrorist August 7, 2017

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

An Eamonn

Eamonn (Verb) (a•men)

The act of accidentally having sex with your best friends younger brother

Man 1: Bro I did an Eamonn yesterday.
Man 2: Damn bro, my condolences.

by Toast Taste Good November 26, 2021

Dirty Eamon

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.

"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"

by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020