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Eamonn Holmes 

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
Eamonn Holmes by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Eamonn Maher 

If you see him hide yo girl, because he coming!

A cold Eamonn 

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.
Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

An Eamonn 

Eamonn (Verb) (a•men)

The act of accidentally having sex with your best friends younger brother
Man 1: Bro I did an Eamonn yesterday.
Man 2: Damn bro, my condolences.
An Eamonn by Toast Taste Good November 26, 2021

Dirty Eamon 

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.
"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020