Exporting Metadata

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

Wife Expectancy

After a male has been diagnosed with a fiance, the period remaining to engage in guys' night activities before the wedding/shackle fitting ceremony.

Did you hear Brando's getting married this weekend?
Yeah dude, wife expectancy of like three days.
We're gonna need another keg.

by Spyrokeet January 4, 2009

Texpecting

A combination of the words 'text' (as in message) and 'expecting' to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from.

Eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time)

Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting?

Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back!

Delia: What a bastard!

by Amy Jallen August 6, 2009

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship

hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

by jjzachary April 27, 2011

Expectating

The act of witnessing a new couples face when planning the birth of a new child.

The look of horror while expectating Hoffa and Kenna Rays future offspring , suggests an event that shouldn't happen.

by God of geometry June 18, 2016

Expectancle

To expect tentacles while watching porn whilst on the phone with your significant other.

"Did you expectancle my tentacles inside you?"

by AAAAAAHHHHHHHGHGHHHHH October 20, 2016

Exteching

Staying logged in to your ex's Netflix, Spotify, Hulu, etc. accounts far beyond the break-up.

She wasn't able to finish the last season of Narcos since he realized she was exteching and changed his password.

by BlackoutBungalow October 3, 2017