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Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.
Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.
by LaughingAloud February 1, 2022
Get the America's Crazy Ex mug.Simulated Erotic Experience. In layman's terms, beating your meat. It is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. Since it is pronounced as 'sex', innocent bystanders will assume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise.
Chad: Hey, guys, I just had S.E.Ex. last night! It was awesome. lollollol.
Butch: Wow? Really?
Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her.
Butch: I would totally believe you if you didn't post that retarded thing on UrbanDictionary last week. Wanker.
Butch: Wow? Really?
Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her.
Butch: I would totally believe you if you didn't post that retarded thing on UrbanDictionary last week. Wanker.
by Kaleid February 6, 2010
Get the S.E.Ex. mug.1. An urban mythological creature that exists in fairy tales.
2. A woman who thinks it was OK to have lots of sex with different partners, then wonders why she cant find her perfect prince charming to settle down with when she is 'finished' with slutting herself around.
An 'Ex-sluts' Relationship usually fail because when the current boyfriend finds out about previous sluttish behaviour, he disproves and is told he is jealous, if she wants to be friends with 500 ex's on Facebook he is jealous, yet if he speaks to his ex wifes mother once on Christmas then gets something thrown at his head. Boyfriend usually gets tired of seeing other guys whispering and fist bumping when they see his girlfriend- moves onto a cleaner specimen.
Eventually ex sluts end up alone with 20 cats as company whilst offering themselves on-line as a 'BBW' who will fuck anything tonight.
Common expressions that can identify an ex slut-
'I'm not like that anymore'
'Yes I cheated on him but I would not cheat on you'
'The way I love you is different to the way I loved him'
'If we split up it would take me ages to find another guy'
'I was only like that because I wanted to be liked'
'I was drunk/high at the time'
Ex sluts between relationships can usually be found in the bar or on an internet dating site, immediately hooking up with the first thing that offers a penis, fuelling the theory that in fact, there is actually NO SUCH THING as an ex-slut.
Usually found hanging round with her BSF.
2. A woman who thinks it was OK to have lots of sex with different partners, then wonders why she cant find her perfect prince charming to settle down with when she is 'finished' with slutting herself around.
An 'Ex-sluts' Relationship usually fail because when the current boyfriend finds out about previous sluttish behaviour, he disproves and is told he is jealous, if she wants to be friends with 500 ex's on Facebook he is jealous, yet if he speaks to his ex wifes mother once on Christmas then gets something thrown at his head. Boyfriend usually gets tired of seeing other guys whispering and fist bumping when they see his girlfriend- moves onto a cleaner specimen.
Eventually ex sluts end up alone with 20 cats as company whilst offering themselves on-line as a 'BBW' who will fuck anything tonight.
Common expressions that can identify an ex slut-
'I'm not like that anymore'
'Yes I cheated on him but I would not cheat on you'
'The way I love you is different to the way I loved him'
'If we split up it would take me ages to find another guy'
'I was only like that because I wanted to be liked'
'I was drunk/high at the time'
Ex sluts between relationships can usually be found in the bar or on an internet dating site, immediately hooking up with the first thing that offers a penis, fuelling the theory that in fact, there is actually NO SUCH THING as an ex-slut.
Usually found hanging round with her BSF.
John was a 32 year old millionare banker with a heart of gold, and only a couple of steady girlfriends in his life. Katie, a self confessed ex-slut, almost managed to persuade him to marry her but after his father, colonel watson, found the videos on my ex girlfriend.com, he called the wedding off. Katie was devastated and to drown her sorrows went to the club with her BSF, and woke up the next morning in the bedsit of 3 african immigrants feeling sore in every hole.
by captianstabber May 17, 2014
Get the ex-slut mug.When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.
Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010
Get the facebook ex stalker mug.A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.
Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?
Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...
Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...
by atds June 20, 2009
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