1. A slut you know online but have not yet met in real life.
2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".
2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".
"Jared and Jeff couldn't get married because the laws changed. So they combined into one supreme being of bisexual perversion. This new being took the name "Jareff" and moved to California to hook up with some preteen ecoot."
by Psychosemantic Police June 4, 2009
Get the Ecoot mug.The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.
After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.
by Chal Val July 18, 2016
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Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
by george takei October 19, 2009
Get the Escorting the Obama's to the White House mug.The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.
Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.
by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007
Get the Escoop Velocity mug.Prostitute. For legal reasons, escort is used to desribe the actions and services s/he does for a negotiated price. Usually higher in price than a hooker/street-walker/lady of ill morals.
by SalixRegina August 31, 2005
Get the escort mug.Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.
Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.
Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.
Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
by SuraScent December 28, 2008
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"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
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