ESAD

Eat shit and die.

The process in which a person ingests faeces, and then dies.

Normally used as an abbreviation when texting.

Alternatives: F**k off, get lost, piss off, go away, leave me alone.

Hillary: "Obama makes a great U.S president!"
Donald: "ESAD, Hillary."

by Peviz September 7, 2016

Esad

He is the best person and rapper you will ever meet, he is an awesome and caring person who will never let you down, EVER. Get yourself an Esad in your life

Omg, he is so talented with rapping, he is such an Esad

by Hunkman69 September 24, 2018

ESABATM

Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon. Military slang used when higher ups figured out what FIGMO meant

ESABATM written in large block letters on a copy of your PCS orders and posted on your dorm room door when you have less than 90 days until you rotate back to the Continental US (CONUS),

by Ghost36 July 6, 2011

ESAD

Eat Something Awful Day

A day to eat whatever you want, no matter how "bad-for-you" it is.

This day made up by failing dieters.

It's ESAD! Let's celebrate by eating triple fried oreos and straight lard.

mmm

by ooolaugh March 10, 2010

ESAD

Epic Style and Despacito. Used anytime that you want.

Do you want to ESAD? Sure ESAD.
Thanks for ESAD bro.
I love ESAD.
Stop ESAD.
Why don’t you ESAD?!

by psuedo psuedo October 31, 2018

ESADUFA

Eat Shit and Die U Fukin Ass

Don : hey man! would you please like my status on fb? if you dont i will remove you!

Me : ESADUFA

by bimbim13 May 2, 2011

ESAD

Epic Style and Despacito. Used when you want to use it.

Do you want to ESAD?
I am ESAD.
Thanks ESAD.
I love ESAD.

by psuedo psuedo October 31, 2018