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epitarting

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation
chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug
by will6691 November 20, 2011
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epigram

1. (N) A witty phrase or saying

2. (N) Many grams of cocaine, considered to be an epic amount. Tends to put a huge hole in your wallet as well as your nasal cavity.
Guy 1: Hey man.. I just bought an epigram from Shawnquese last night!
Guy 2: Bro... you won't be able to smell for two weeks..
by po boy January 25, 2013
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epar

Exclamation made by a dyslexic who is being sexually assaulted.
Epar! Epar! Someone notify the authorities at once!
by Sheik Yobooti April 16, 2008
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Josh Eppard

The worlds #1 producer of awesomeness and god of rhythm. Eppard drums left handed open , that means his kit is configured for a righty with the exception of the ride which is on the left. He also wears drum gloves and only uses a single beater kick pedal.

Former drummer of Coheed and Cambria. When Josh left Coheed it was like Diamond Dave leaving Van Halen. Without his awesomeness, swagger and stripped down beats the band quickly turned it's left over awesomeness into to anti-awesomeness and became a group of self indulgent solocentric Zeppelin wannabees.
A testament to Josh Eppard's awesomeness he once sat drinking a beverage behind a kit and only struck a cymbal once during a song and recieved monsterous applause from the crowd.
by Danger Thames December 28, 2008
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Epicrack

The area at the bottom of a woman's back (epi-above) (crack-butt crack) where they commonly put their first tattoo.
Did you see the dragon tattoo she got on her epicrack?
by Ecclesiastes January 2, 2011
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Epicarious

To experience epicocity through someone else. To live the epicness of a moment vicariously through others.

Epicariousness, Epicariously,
"Steven gets his hype by living epicariously if you know what I mean."

Dude 1: "So what happened then? Come on you gotta tell me!"

Dude 2: "Hey, chill man. Stop being so epicarious all the time! If you want to have a good story go and get one yourself instead of waiting for me to get them!"
by Torphius March 22, 2009
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EPIDARYSOME

EPIC + Legendary + Awesome = EPIDARYSOME
That was EPIDARYSOME!
by NorthernMedic November 28, 2010
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