EMU

THE MOST KICKASS ANIMAL I HAVE EVER heard of they are the coolest thing ever!!!!

wow emus are the most kickass animals invented!!!!!!!

by EMUBOY September 14, 2005

emu

A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.

Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*

by Riskia August 4, 2006

emu

the name given to the act performed on a man's penis when it is soft, usually due to the intake of too much alcohol or narcotics resulting in a 'floppy willy' and the act carried out consists of the finger tips being placed together around the penis and moved up and down similar to the movement/appearance of an emu bird's head, neck & beak!!!

I emu'd all night...

by floppy dick November 7, 2013

Emu

A giant, flightless bird native to Austrailia. European explorers first spotted the emu in 1696. Since then, they have become one of Australia's most famous species-and the continent's unofficial emblem. But don't underestimate the emu just because it looks like a comically overgrown turkey. It is a big bird and can grow as tall as 6.2 ft (1.9 m) and weigh around 110 ib. (50 kg). It is also powerful, exceptionally fast, and amazingly adaptable. While many of Australia's other flightless birds are struggling to cope with the modern world, the emu has survived and thrived.

1932 was the year of the Great Emu War. The Australian government sent troops into the outback to cull the rising numbers of emus because they were destroying farmers' crops.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

EMU

A word midwestern moms often turn to when they can't figure out what "emo" means.

"Honey, look! An emu farm! Then maybe we'll see some of those 'emu tears' you always talk about."

by russian_girlovich October 17, 2006

Emu

A Character who often confirms they will either attend an event and then mysteriously becomes unavailable on phone, e-mail or even in person as the event date comes closer. Everything becomes eerily quiet. Once the event is over they will slowly and gradually reappear before disappearing again in time for the next event they have confirmed attendance at.

My mate Bill has gone and emu'ed again, i have no idea where he is.

by A Miller May 7, 2008

emu

half of a comedy pair from the 70's, Rod Hull and Emu. Emu was actually a very large hand puppet; Rod's hand was the emu's head, and his "arm" was a fake, so it looked like he was carrying the large bird. Their routine was not too funny at first, until the emu began to respond to the bad jokes and puns Rod was saying. The emu would make strange faces, stick out his tongue, and mimic his handler, leading Rod to believe he was actually funny. Usually the act ended when the emu attacked Rod. This explanation will make no sense to people who haven't seen it (you young people) but those who came of age in the 70's and 80's Rod Hull and Emu rank with Monty Python and the original cast of Saturday Night Live.

I can't remember which shows they appeared on, but Rod Hull and Emu did all kinds of variety, skit comedy, and kids shows in the 70's.

by earpuller December 28, 2005