eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.

Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!

by adda jones June 11, 2006

eat weed and die

to violently tell someone eat weed, in that dieing

"i hate you"
"nigga just eat weed and die!"

by JD09 March 15, 2007

Eat shit and die

This is used by Me to refer to Lyke Banks when he is talking shit

"Eat shit and go die Lyke"

by Steven Eadie January 25, 2005

Eat Shit and Die

(v) FAA terminology for crashing into the ground. Often shortened to "Eat Shit."

KiloCharlie1: Yeah, that 737 just ate shit. I dont know if you wanted to stall out on "flight test for NASA".
Callsign "Ethan" in a 737: Yeah, I just crashed.
KC1: You mean Eat Shit and Die?

by StanmichNomenclature June 12, 2020

Eat Shit and Die

Military: Friendly Fire Fratricide.

"I want to Eat Shit and Die" after I killed my buddy in that fire-fight..." The deepest of all possible depressions. Mandatory suicide watch for 72 Hours. PTSD follow-up triage indicated.

by UrbanEnigma November 30, 2011

Eat Shit and Die Look

a look someone gives with you when they have a great deal of hate for you... a way to tell someone to fuck off with out having to say a word

Did you see when my ex boyfriend came in? he gave me a total eat shit and die look

wendy just gave me an eat shit and die look. i didn't do anything to her

by losingthewar July 18, 2005

eat shit and die slow

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.

I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.

by b from the bay December 21, 2005