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Iraqtile dysfunction

The (embarrassing) inability to perform in Iraq.
The intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. But that mission wasn't accomplished. A clear case of Iraqtile Dysfunction.
by 20th century boy August 20, 2007
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beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.
Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!
by potatopandemic July 14, 2010
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dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.
This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021
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directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010
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erectile dysfunction

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
by manc od May 25, 2006
mugGet the erectile dysfunctionmug.

Hillarectile dysfunction

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.
Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.
by webster_c February 17, 2008
mugGet the Hillarectile dysfunctionmug.

textual dysfunction

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse
Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
by Morgan's Daughter April 21, 2008
mugGet the textual dysfunctionmug.

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