dyslexic pol 

A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).

*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*

Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"

Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"

Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."

dyslexic pol by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009

dyslexicity 

The act being dyslexic.

That girl's dyslexicity is causing me a headache.

dyslexicity by ZeWaffle June 1, 2016

Dyslexic Chauffeur 

When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.

Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."

Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"

Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"

Dyslexic Chauffeur by JackCarver December 24, 2010

verbally dyslexic

vur-buh lee dis-lek-sik
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"

-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.

-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.

verbally dyslexic by dbqcj June 12, 2011

sexually dyslexic 

def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.

Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"

Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"

sexually dyslexic by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

dyslexican 

A rare breed from the Mexicanus Dyslexctious family. A being of Mexican nationality that has a difficult time writing/ speaking english with slight similarities to dyslexcia.

Hector cannot tell his ass from his elbow, I think he's a dyslexican and needs Rosetta Stone.

dyslexican by Beastn9 December 15, 2008

dyslexic anorexic 

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.

Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.

dyslexic anorexic by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010