Daron Malakian

Daron Vartan Malakian is a guitarist from system of a down and scars on broadway. He is 45 years old

he is some people's favorite guitarist. Daron Malakian is hot

by toxicty120 September 21, 2020

Daron Malakian

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.

"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

booty

by Superman's Crotch January 17, 2010

daron

French slang for dad, usually used by la racaille, the french version of gangstas.

Mon daron il est vénèr putain! (Fuck, my father is pissed off)

by Xif September 10, 2007

Daaron

Awesome, Totally popular, Knows how to party and have fun, Usually is good with pets, Great gamer, Good in school, Good kisser, The ideal friend, Not the type to be messed with, Will mess you up severely, And can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with ease

"Dude you see Daaron over there?"
"Yeah he is so awesome and popular"

by Daaron Davis August 8, 2015

dwagon

Affectionate pronounciation/spelling of dragon.
See also: draggy draggie dwaggy dwaggie

Awww, she's such a kyoot dwagon =^-^=

by Toksyuryel March 6, 2005

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

by SugarSpider July 28, 2008

Dwarne

To inadvertently cockblock yourself

To Dwarne yourself in advance -
Writing on your online dating profile, "I'm sick of women, they're all nasty ... ..."

To Dwarne yourself immediately before the act -
A girl calls up at 3 in the morning, says that she's stranded, and asks for a lift.
You reply, "I'm in bed at the moment, I'll come and get you if you give me a blow-job"

by JesusPiece April 29, 2012