Dutch bag

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

by Cisco March 2, 2005

duchbaggery

The act of doing or have done something that makes one valued less than a woman's used duch.

duch bag

The "don't tase me bro" incident at the University of Florida was cause by one persons outright duchbaggery.

by Steven E April 23, 2008

Duschbag

Donald trump

Donald trump is the definition of a duschbag

by Jflorin14 August 2, 2020

Ditchbag

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.

"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."

by dissonant October 23, 2011

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026