When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically you hold your own dick. A technique created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.
by gcave and pmartin November 7, 2008
The act of being carbon coppied on company wide congradulatory emails causing digital waste. This term is also prevelant when the person being praised is not the one who did the work.
Dude, did are you getting these emails? Looks like Steve is getting Dutch Ruddered over the hard work I did.
by sMs021 July 31, 2009
When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.
by indefensible May 12, 2006
When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.
I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!
by Mr Michael Bolton May 18, 2006
Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
by Bigsticky December 15, 2016
by tonkin May 12, 2006
When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
by derpslayer88 March 22, 2015