Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

by Oz416 September 20, 2009

durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

Durfing

The act of being very hungover. You wake up and know that you need water but you feel that if you drink any you will get the hot spits. Durfing often leads to becoming hungry towards the end of the durf day. When you order food, you cant actually eat it because you will vomit. If you get very drunk the night before the durf, it is not terribly uncommon to have a 2 day durf.

OMG dude i am durfing so hard today... I should not have had that second half gallon last night. How is your durf?

by bentl1jb January 9, 2011

durfing

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.

by scaresothers May 1, 2012

duffing up

chicks fighting by pushing and a lil' pinching goin on

by bIg Hairee Schlong September 26, 2003

[durfing]

The ability to surf the internet DURING work hours without getting fired. (during + surfing = durfing)

Ludek's great ability at durfing made him look like he was busy.

by Rovertaasfa May 14, 2008

DuFFing

DuFFing is a sexual act in which two men simulataneoualy ejaculate on each other's testicles and then proceed to 69 in order to lick their semen off the other mans balls.

Puff and Trent were caught DuFFing at the family gathering. The entire family was shamed by their actions.

by nikolaienglovich February 28, 2019