Dunoon

A little shithole on the west coast of Scotland , ( the Cowal Peninsula to be exact ) that seems to attract more middle class wa#£kers and pretentious idiots than actual Scottish people . The folk generally rave about how beautiful it looks and how lucky they are because of the views but truth be told it's only cause that's all they've got. You'd be hard pushed to kit yer bairns out for school in this hell hole . Plus you're only going to a decent shop if you're either an Olympic swimmer on steroids or an overpaid idiot with a car who can afford the ridiculous ferry prices .

As for the town , there's as many junkies in Dunoon as Greenock , they're just strategically placed by the useless council .

As for ferries ... Pish ! Never on , if the captain farts the boats go off.

In a nutshell its a shitty little coastal town that's full of cunts that think they're better than everyone else but who also came from the shittiest parts of the west coast and just won't admit it .About as good as yer average council estate for amenities , with very little prospect of improvement.

Dunoon, the place where scumbags feel exotic .

by Reptiliantruths May 12, 2023

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A big girl that turns into a "vending machine"

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Reporter: Got any advice for Flavor Flav and his new show?
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by John walter March 9, 2008

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