humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.

Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.

by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020

Dumpy Clap

The acknowledgment of the fact that an ass consisting of more fat than muscle is viable for hardcore intercourse resulting in audible clapping noises.

“Damnn shorty thicc af brody”
“You right about that, Dumpy Clap!”
“Dumpy definitely Clap man”

by NikkyRacks April 20, 2019

Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.

KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019

humpty-dumpty-do-able

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

by farmerbrown January 8, 2009

dumpy butt

One who has an ass that appears as if the northern-most half has sunken into the southern-most half plus an additional ten pounds.

"Mark's girlfriend Tammy has a dumpy butt."

by Donall January 5, 2006