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dueling banjos

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.
"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"
by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005
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Dueling Pianos

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.
Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.
by SandyBerg February 19, 2020
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Duddling

A male who shoots only duds (sperm).
Justin is a duddling. He hasn't been able to get any of his girlfriends pregnant after 10 years of trying.
by nodonutnocop August 10, 2023
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Urban Dictionary dueling

When two Urban Dictionary contributors submit entries simultaneously, and each (acting as editor) rejects the other's definition. Then both tweak their entries and resubmit, only to reject each other once again; the struggle may continue like this for hours, or even days. Whoever gets their definition accepted first wins.
I've been Urban Dictionary dueling this Australian twat for the past six hours.
by Epic Tetus March 7, 2015
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dueling faces

Sexual act in which two women take turns giving one man head.
"They were both trying to suck my dick! They were playing dueling faces."
by P-Money315 January 5, 2010
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Dueling

When two friends sit back to back in computer office chairs and begin masturbating at the same time. Then after a set amount of time, both turn around and fire their loads at each other.
A:"Hey dude I'm bored."
B:"Yeah, me too."
A:"Want to duel?"
B:"Sure, I love dueling!"
A:"Ready? Set. Go!"
B:"Aww man. I lost. Good game!"
by Best Friends Forever September 11, 2010
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Dueling Analogs

A webcomic created by Steve Napierski that ridicules games. There is no consecutive plotline, as the comics take place within the games universes. Repeating features include Games I'm Glad Were Never Made, Rejected Mega Man Villains, and What If.
Man, Dueling Analogs was so funny today!
by Ento November 1, 2007
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