You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

You're a duck

Basically when yoy "duck someone" you're considered a "duck". Which in summary is someone who doesn't show up, someone who says they'll do something and never does it or someone who does something contrary to what someone else wants them to do

me: bro, you wanna see a movie this friday?
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck

by Chulie February 17, 2023

duck yourself

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

go duck yourself

A very powerful insult that causes the target to turn into a duck.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: Go duck yourself
Guy 2: *Breaks all laws of evolution and biology and turns into a duck*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 9, 2020

go duck yourself

When you try to type "Go fuck yourself", but you auto correct turned it to that. Also can happen if you have large thumbs, and you type "go fuck yourself"

"Fuck you"
"Go duck yourself"

by NotADuck November 20, 2013

duck your cock

When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.

I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.

by JZKees March 13, 2022

Gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.

"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

by old man dan March 1, 2008