by Dru Zellmer June 22, 2014
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To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
Get the Douching through the snow mug.She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.
by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019
Get the Charlatan Duchess mug.When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
Get the Mountain Douching mug.A tool, jerk or person that just gets under your skin and makes you want to punch them in the jugular--another form of the term "douche bag"
(Pronounced similar to Gucci)
(Pronounced similar to Gucci)
That guy who just cut into my lane without looking because he was too busy combing his mullet in the mirror is a 100% genuine ducci bag!
by Obie M June 5, 2009
Get the ducci bag mug.1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
Douchin' It Out
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
by Cheeto Macaroni! February 6, 2010
Get the Douchin' It Out mug.The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.
TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
by Lax Monster May 14, 2011
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