Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

by olive man July 13, 2015

dry sinker

When someone doesn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Dude 1: “You just took a dump in the bathroom and didn’t wash your hands? That’s disgusting AF!”
Dude 2: “No man, I washed my hands”
Dude 1: “Lies bro! I took a piss right after you bombed the bathroom and the sink was bone-dry! You are dry sinker!”

by Th1ncru5t October 24, 2020

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 21, 2010

cutting it dry

Showing up to an event late. Not completing a task on time or finishing after it is too late.

Its already 10AM, you're cutting it dry today aren't you?

by Jesse S February 22, 2008

dry swallow

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry swallowed two of them.

by Thomas Harman April 17, 2008

dry text

when you are texting someone and they aren’t making the conversation worth continuing.

dry texting is when you are texting someone and they use the phrases like yahhh, mhm, that’s good, cool or nice are used over and over again until you are in an endless oboes of boredom because they don’t know how to text you back.

by chastyn dutcher January 9, 2021

keep my cheeks dry

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.

by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013