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Driver's Tan

When one arm/side of your body is noticeably tanner than the other due to more exposure to the sun on that side while driving.
On my commute to work, my left arm is always in the bright sun while my right arm never feels its rays! I'm really starting to get a bad Driver's Tan.
by annie.f June 9, 2010
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driver's delight

When the driver of a car performs felatio on the person sitting in the passenger seat.
Last night Kenny hit Harry with his car because he wasn't paying attention to the road because he was attempting driver's delight to a delighted wizard.
by Da Zipper May 16, 2008
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Driver's Education

A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."

"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH

"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012
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Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.
man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?
by Flex44 October 31, 2010
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Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.
Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!
by Pedal Man December 16, 2022
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Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!
by Johnny Hallyday August 21, 2009
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driver harassment squad

The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now"

Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!
by pctv guy January 29, 2018
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