Derski

When a person thinks that he/she/it are so cool that it is not cool anymore.
Applies to human beings, dogs and turtles.

"wow, you're so derski dude"
"dude, you got some derski vibes"

by Noizy September 20, 2014

Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance

Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.

by FuturePoet September 12, 2010

Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.

Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .

by dermena September 8, 2015

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

cross-dressing

The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.

What I do in my spare time.

"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."

by Pinnku November 22, 2009

drewkie

The act of making people wait for you while you take a long dump.

Four coworkers are on their way out the door for lunch when one suddenly and without warning makes a pit-stop to drop a drewkie forcing the other three into a 15 minute holding pattern.

by Mainline2 January 1, 2008

drekitude

Word made popular by Will Andre Leon Talley , a well-respected vogue editor and judge on America's next top model season 14.

Drekitude is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. Drek is a total, total, total hot mess. shit.

ex. Sammies new profile picture is drekitude.

Please get this drek away from me. Can't take all this drekitude anymore.

by IbkTCI March 26, 2010