Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014
Get the rearranging my sock drawer mug.A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks
Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.
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Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks
Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.
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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."
"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."
"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
by CharSet July 23, 2009
Get the man drawer mug.Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
by Gajapidi March 18, 2014
Get the blow dryer poopie mug.Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011
Get the Don Draper mug.The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby
Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010
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Get the First dayer mug.Staying awake all day to try and reset your body clock.
Normally follows after a sequence of going to sleep at increasingly later times, until your going to sleep around dinner. The only cure is to hack it through the day and go to sleep at a sensible time.
Normally follows after a sequence of going to sleep at increasingly later times, until your going to sleep around dinner. The only cure is to hack it through the day and go to sleep at a sensible time.
by jake29 June 2, 2011
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