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Drainpipe Boner

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
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Drainpipe

An act of sex that can take place between one reciever of either sex, and any number of male givers.

The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.
Did you hear 'X' had a drainpipe with 'Y' and 'Z'?

Who recieved?

'X'
by Bennettbox July 26, 2009
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drinktime

to drink with a friend via FaceTime.
text message: "just gotta grab a beer... drinktime you in a minute."
by velkr0 November 23, 2010
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Afghan Drainpipe

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.
Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe
by Lardtoe January 2, 2021
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Drainting

The act of painting and drawing simultaneously (usually with paint pens)
From Moriah Elizabeth (multiple videos)
Fixing things I’ve ruined 2, etc.
I am drainting with poscas.
This box is drainted very well.
by LoveMoriahElizabeth August 7, 2020
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drainpipe jeans

jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples
i bought some drainpipe jeans

those drainpipes are very expensive
by your mum is fit December 13, 2009
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drainpipes

Long before punk, drainpipes were originaly popular in the mid to late fifties amongst Teddy Boys, often coupled with a velvet-collared drape jacket to form a suit.
Super narrow, they sometimes have a small split at the bottom of the outside seam.
Person 1: Check that guy's quiff! And what a snappy dreser!

Person 2: Yes, they say he has the narrowest drainpipes in Glasgow.
by Sydney Rosewater August 13, 2007
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