An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
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The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.
The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.
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by velkr0 November 23, 2010
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Fixing things I’ve ruined 2, etc.
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Get the drainpipe jeans mug.Long before punk, drainpipes were originaly popular in the mid to late fifties amongst Teddy Boys, often coupled with a velvet-collared drape jacket to form a suit.
Super narrow, they sometimes have a small split at the bottom of the outside seam.
Super narrow, they sometimes have a small split at the bottom of the outside seam.
Person 1: Check that guy's quiff! And what a snappy dreser!
Person 2: Yes, they say he has the narrowest drainpipes in Glasgow.
Person 2: Yes, they say he has the narrowest drainpipes in Glasgow.
by Sydney Rosewater August 13, 2007
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