drafties

The type of bowel movement you get in return for drinking draft beer the night before.

I did so many keg stands last night, now I have a severe case of the drafties.

by Travis N. November 3, 2008

vomit draft

A very rough draft; Not much thought given to the full essay/article/story, the purpose is just to finish it, not judging what is being put into it.

Just do a vomit draft, just get it done.

by Luke Anthony December 6, 2006

Draft Explosion

A draft explosion is a term coined by Blake McPherson (@Notorious_BRM). He saves all his ridiculous and generally bad tweets in his draft box then tweets all of them at one time. This sending of usually 15+ tweets at one time is called a "draft explosion."

"Man did you see Blake's draft explosion last night?"

"Yeah dude it was totally rad, I died laughing at one tweet and all the others made me want to hit my phone with a sledgehammer!"

by Notorious_BRM January 13, 2015

Drarty

Inspired by Covid-19, a party that takes place in the driveway. People standing 6-ft apart in their driveways. Alcohol, grills, and anything you desire that can fit in the driveway, can be used for a drarty.

Hey man, I miss hanging out with everyone, should we have a drarty tomorrow? BYOB baby!

by The AJ May 15, 2020

mass draft

when one person from a group of people is sent to the bar to buy multiple beers so as to avoid everyone having to tip on their own purchase. once money has been gathered from everyone, the person chosen as the mass drafter buys everyone's beer and then tips just as if he had only bought a beer for himself. the person required to mass draft is usually rotated throughout the night.

Hey Jim, we all want some beers and it's your turn to mass draft. Make sure you tip the bartender.

by wilson4 June 1, 2009

Lavatory Draft

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

by AYB March 28, 2003