Downsyde

the maddest ozzie hip hop band on the planet who are like much worshipped BRYZBAYNE

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by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.

John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.

by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009

Upside-Downsized

When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.

"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?

by Maat9999 June 16, 2010

downsies

A word meaning that you are "down" to do something;
You think something is a good idea, and you want to participate

Friend 1: Do you want to go to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Downsies

by jorman1 April 23, 2011

Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

by icypoler55 October 8, 2011

Downsies

the word to describe when you are not up, but rather, quite down to partake in usually obnoxious shenanigans. Only, said person does not want to merely say "down" but assert their creatively intelligent IQ level by combining the sounds of ACDC and Mariah Carey in one stunningly grotesque way.

Stranger: "Hey man, you wanna throw water balloons over at the dog park?"
Fun Stranger: "I'm downsies."

by anonymous December 23, 2016

Downsize

When your ex starts dating someone that is or looks much younger than you are , similar to downgrading when your ex dates someone of lesser value than you

"He had the nerve to downsize after breaking up with me! She looks like she's twelve and can't do a split on the dick imo"

by Bitchin June 25, 2015