Douse me 

To piss one off while offending them

Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!

Douse me by Robyn J August 2, 2008

Douse me 

Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.

A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"

Douse me by Pandemoniumz February 21, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all 

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse 

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

Dosser 

A American heavyweight boxer, who uses the excuse my ring walk outfit was too heavy, as a excuse for his demolition in a world heavyweight fight against Tyson Fury.

Deontay “the bronze dosser” Wilder

Dosser by Tyson fury fan February 26, 2020

Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms

Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

Paul Stamets dose by TheTallestPsychonaut June 30, 2023

Douje 

The act of jack hammering your buddy's shoulder while saying douje, douje, douje.

Kyle (KPE) got doujed so hard he almost fell off of his chair.

Douje by Morgan_wetzel January 30, 2017