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Douse me

To piss one off while offending them
Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!
by Robyn J August 2, 2008
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Douse me

Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.
A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"
by Pandemoniumz February 21, 2021
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Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.
For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?
by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017
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Dosser

A American heavyweight boxer, who uses the excuse my ring walk outfit was too heavy, as a excuse for his demolition in a world heavyweight fight against Tyson Fury.
by Tyson fury fan February 26, 2020
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Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms
Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 30, 2023
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Douje

The act of jack hammering your buddy's shoulder while saying douje, douje, douje.
Kyle (KPE) got doujed so hard he almost fell off of his chair.
by Morgan_wetzel January 30, 2017
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