The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
by miq3263827 July 25, 2009
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1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.
2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.
2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
by Eric Payne June 16, 2008
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A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015
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Get the Pass the Douchie mug.n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.
by chad-o February 21, 2009
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by the dude of AMH December 16, 2008
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