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douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.
by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003
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douching around

to act like a douche bag in a public area/space. Also can be used to convey fooling around/messing around
S. felt abandoned in the club after everybody left her to enjoy the dancefloor. S. sent a message to his friend M. to complain. M. replied "come on, I am just douching around, let's meet at the bar!"
by I'm no douchette November 1, 2016
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douching swish

A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound
Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!
by Brainy Smurf July 12, 2002
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Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
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Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!
by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012
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Happy Douching

when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)
in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'
by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010
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Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche
Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
by tbone33126 May 27, 2010
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