Douchecheddar

a word used to define the most idotic of idotic people.

for example, when talking about someone who makes you angry... "He is SUCH a douchecheddar!"

or

douchecheddar can be used to replace the word 'tool' or even 'player'

''wow, your such a douchecheddar"

by PANTS727 December 4, 2010

Douchewench

a person.

What a douchewench.

by cheesygorditacrunch1 April 25, 2010

Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.

"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."

by JGper cussion October 21, 2011

Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache

"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"

by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015

Douchewad

Worse than a douchebag. A total asshole who is more vile than an actual physical douche bag (the original douche bag which women use to clean their pussies). So much so that the bag gets wadded up and tossed aside like the shit that's in it.

That douchewad totally ghosted me after I fucked him all night and gave him several BJs.

by BadRaven25 October 2, 2018

fuckbag-douchewad

a poor business person who turns everything they touch to a steeming pile of poo.

Todd Long is a fuckbag-douchewad!

by sinergy staff October 18, 2008

Douchebreeder

A heterosexual who embodies all negative traits of heterosexuals, especially male ones.

I feel uncomfortable around Mike with his popped collar, fake tan, and Axe body spray; he's such a douchebreeder.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011