douchemongerer

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

Doucheboozler

A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'

Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.

This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.

by Hullnak January 29, 2010

Redneck Douchemobile

Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"

I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.

by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

douchemop

1.One who engages in the mopping of douche. Sometimes attempts to consume said douche.

2. One who enters an IRC chat and screams upon being adressed by someone. The douchemop immediately quits the room upon screaming 'aaaaaaaaah!'

damn, smashed is a Douchemop.

by Oobgarm April 30, 2004

Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009

douchelord

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011