Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douchekakke

Douchekakke is a mix between any "douche" variety and bukkake. It's the ultimate amount of douchebaggery.

"Did you see all those guido's in the bar tonight?"
"Yeah dude, total douchekakke party"

"Hey, have you ever seen Failure to Launch?"
"Yeah, I rented that movie before, it was douchekakke

by Potatobug September 8, 2009

Douchehair

a short mo-hawk that is spiked up in the middle of your head to form a triangle, causing you to look doucheilous

Person 1: Like my mo-hawk?
Person 2: Its douchehair.

by Sean Doyle Jr. June 12, 2010

douchefuckle

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.

girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.

by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

douchekak

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

by the Real Governor January 2, 2009

douchehammer

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass

That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.

by swooper74 October 13, 2006