cut this douchebagotry

to put an end to the stupidity

Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!

by Joel T January 3, 2008

Douchecanoe

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches

Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe

by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010

Douchebanger

A douchebanger is a girl who repeatedly has sex or hooks up with complete douchebags. She may be slightly aware or completely in denial. She does it on a regular basis, and has not been well exposed to other types of men... normal guys who have manners, normal taste in clothing, and know how to treat a lady

"Wow she's such a douchebanger, I can't believe she's going home with that douche-sack." Girls who usually have low sel-esteem or think they know what is "cool" sleep with douchebags. Therefore, she is a douchebanger.

by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009

El Douchebago

A famous fantasy baseball team currently in the prestigous League of Shadows.

El Douchebago is sucking hind-teat again this year. Perhaps he should have taken his head out of his ass during the draft.

by Dr. Asshat April 25, 2009

Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006

douchebagocity

1. The measurement of how much someone is being a douche.

Yesterday you were an ass and now your douchebagocity has raised.

by Cabooseness February 22, 2008