Doucheglider

A faggot who attempts to fake his death by constructing a home-made hang glider from bed sheets and PVC pipe, with the intentional of getting away from his pain in the ass girlfriend.

John is a total Doucheglider, he's too much of a pussy to break up properly.

by Pancake Jesus December 1, 2010

doucheland

A smelly place where all types of douches come from.

"Oh my fucking god! Colonel is a douche from doucheland!"

by Liziwizi July 7, 2004

doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

Doucheglider

A name given to the dumb toy. Most of the people riding 'Hoverboards' are douchebags and they are always annoying as hell. The name has been made famous by YouTube star Shane Dawson.

"Look at that dumbass riding that Doucheglider over there."

by HeyBooi211 December 2, 2015

doucheband

a hardcore/ screamo band full of gay scene douche bags.

ZOMG did you go to lifeSPOT and see defending the pilot?!?!

NO, that is a doucheband.

by matthew blah blah blahblah March 12, 2008

doucheblanket

One who is so much of a douche that they desire to be covered in a blanket of douches

Your being a doucheblanket right now.

by SirClaytonBigzB July 7, 2015

doucheblimp

The absolute epitome of being a rich cunt. There is a special place in Hell for those deemed doucheblimp by the general public. If you have earned the title of doucheblimp, you are not only wealthy, but an incredible snob about it.

Hey Beter, what's up? Oh not much Johnny, I'm just shredding Supreme shirts in my custom designer gold plated Gucci paper shredder. *Johnny chuckles* Oh Beter, you fucking doucheblimp.

by AIDS biscuit October 31, 2018