Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

douchechair

A douchebag who is also confined to a wheelchair.

Bobby is such a douchechair, I hate him so much.

by PippaPippy August 27, 2012

doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

douchence

Essence of douche.

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.

by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010

douchebachary

When numerous amounts of douchebags get together and ruin a perfectly good thing.

1 person who knows what he is doing walks into work with everything screwed up to the point of not being easily fixed due to the fact of a bunch of people who dont really know what they are doing but think they do. Person walks in and states "I do not want anything to do with this douchebachary!"

by bobbyhottness July 8, 2009

douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.

Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.

by pba24899 July 13, 2009

douchtache

A mustache worn by a douchebag.

Frankie Muniz is trying so hard to grow a douchtache, but he just can't!

by anne copperdink July 19, 2007