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Double deuce 

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.
Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

double deuce juice 

1) (n) 22 oz of cold 45 ml beer.
2) (n) Colt 45
Dat Dread Drinkin a double deuce juice
double deuce juice by shane June 18, 2003

double deuce delight 

A dude takes a dump facing the opposite direction, as in facing the tank. Simultaneously, a girl goes back-to-back on him a takes a dump. Same time. Same bowl. Afterwards, (or during, depending on taste) they reach around and pleasure each other manually.
I'm so comfortable with Beth these days, I showed her the double deuce delight.
double deuce delight by josB April 10, 2009

the double deuce 

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.
My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce
the double deuce by Trogdor June 3, 2003

The double deuce and dick down 

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.
Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

double dip deuce 

A 2-step shitting method. The first motion is where you simultaneously shotgun dip, shit and flush using momentum. The second dip is where one shits any residuals nuggets and wipes the ass.
Joe: Hey Drew I'm having a hard time shitting these days.

Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.
double dip deuce by Original_Gax December 3, 2017