Dorset

/'də sɛt/

1. The poor man's Devon.

2. England's taint.

3. A county of south-central England; county town, Dorchester.

Traveller: Excuse me, which way to Dorset?

Local: Back the way you came, stranger.

by Roman Showers June 26, 2018

dorset cereal

The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

by Roger That Dog April 13, 2008

Dorset

A county in the south of England with practically nothing in it apart from fields, farms, tractors, hills, mansions, more fields, Bournemouth and high quantity baby making machines more commonly known as chavettes living off child benefits.
Really nice in the rural areas if you like your peace, quiet and tranquility.
Some really nice towns with decent culture, some towns are as dull as shit.

Don't come here if you don't like; the colour green, cows, sheep, a shit county council, terrible public transport or the semi-vacant smell of shit.

"Dorset is like constantly living near a sewage treatment centre"

by Bobinsular500 March 8, 2009

doretti mix

a mixture of doritos and weed smoked together

lets make a doretti mix tonight!
yeah i'll bring the doritos

by peeohh September 16, 2010

dorset handshake

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.

"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."

by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017

Poole (Dorset)

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

by JamieTranspotter October 27, 2023

Pulling a dowsett

When you don’t want to impregnate a girl or make a mess, so you do sensible thing and pull out and cum up your own nose/mouth for a mess-free child-free experience

What did you do last night?
Oh bro she was so hot I had to end up pulling a Dowsett

by TheTruth42069 May 14, 2022