Doorknobbing

When a door knobb is put into the vagina and turned

I was doorknobbing last night because i didn't have a dildo to use.

by BallSweatForSoup July 22, 2009

doorknob

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

by Halo August 30, 2003

doorknob

A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.

by Talek Malatabqcar (LP) December 28, 2005

Doorknob

a stupid idiot. a way of making fun of som1 without using such harsh words like slut, bitch, whore, ass-hole, ass-wipe ect.
it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!

someone,"you suck!"
you,"shut up, doorknob!"

by pop-n-fresh April 21, 2006

Doorknob

In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.

Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."

Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"

Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"

by Cataholic April 18, 2013

Doorknob

A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".

Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"

Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"

Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."

by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022

doorknobbing

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

by Alfling August 30, 2014